You are mortal at last

tainbocuailnge:

me fantasizing about making a thing but not actually making it but I’m having a great time just fantasizing about it so it’s ok

(via soaringsparrows)

autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

(via childrenofthedirewolves)

disasterhumans:

Caleb not realizing that the Mighty Nein loves him while literally all of the playlists (except Molly’s) reference him in some way is some real fucking dramatic irony and I’m a mess about it.

(via criticalrolo)

roadtohellii:

I should mention that when Hades says “nothing makes a man so bold as a woman’s smile and a hand to hold” he’s looking directly at Persephone.

(via eurydicie)

one-piece-of-harry:

one-piece-of-harry:

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:

*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em

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Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-

Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off

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Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this

Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is

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Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me

Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia

(via wadesworld)

whencartoonsruletheworld:

Me, watching The Phantom of the Opera (2004), whenever they decide to turn song lyrics into spoken dialogue for whatever fucking reason: 

(via eurydicie)